Nigger 500

The Dan Ryan Expressway in Chicago, especially during rush hour.

Boss: "You're LATE!"
Employee: "There was a 15 car pile-up on the Nigger 500. I'm lucky to be alive!"

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Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

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