Someone who is Slav, but lives outside of the Eastern Bloc, and only knows Slavic culture thru historical documentaries and from the FB Group Page Squatting Slavs in Tracksuits memes. Aka Me.
"You are slavbro, all people from EU hate you."
**Slavbro squats low in adidas, drinks vodka, smokes a cigarrette, and then proceeds to blow the smoke into the EU's face."