Bajonkers

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.

1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.

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SIMP

A SIMP is a Twat that gives money to a Twitch Twat because they think it gives them a chance of having the sex.

Usually, but not always male.

BRO!!!!!! Did you see this? That simp just gave her a $9,001 donation!!!

It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!