Bajonkers

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.

1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.

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bajonkers

An insane environment/feeling that comes from being associated with Gonzaga basketball, specifically relating to the experience of going crazy as fuck in The Kennel.

When Gonzaga beats KU and wins the national title, Zag fans everywhere will be going bajonkers

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Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers

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Bajonkers

Absolutely rad

That movie was absolutely bajonkers

Bajonk

something you stick up your ass

get bajonk out of here

bajonking

A form of masturbation that involves using one's own likeness to reach sexual gratification. This can involve pictures, videos, thoughts, or any other form of media that contains imagery of yourself.

I had a hardcore bajonking session last night. I think my penis fell off!
I bajonked all over myself earlier today. Clean up on aisle: my pants!
Damn I look sexy in this picture. I kinda want to go home and bajonk it right now.
I really only get turned on to the thought of myself. I guess I'm what you would call a hardcore bajonker.