a person who does or says something to make a fool of himself.
Man, stop jumping around. You look like a potzer.
Very similar to spung, without the green aura.
"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"
possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt
Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious
its what you do to a blind beggar on a sunday after breakfast want to know moreor tell me what you think e-mail me benw@builth-hs.powys.sch.uk thnx
it happened to a blind beggar once on a sunday morning
"Gee Judith, they sure are Dimmer. I think I will touch myself and listen to Greatful Dead."
If you are from Orkney, you will use this word instead of "small" or "little".
"Gee whillackers cousin/mom, when i swim with these basking sharks in january, my weenie gets well pidi"
In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.
1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.
2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.
3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.