smeggle

A person living in, or hailing from, the Orkney Islands.

"Damn, where'd all your trees go, you dirty inbreeding Smeggle?"

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pidi

If you are from Orkney, you will use this word instead of "small" or "little".

"Gee whillackers cousin/mom, when i swim with these basking sharks in january, my weenie gets well pidi"

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scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

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scrunter

1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.

1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.

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