Kynai

All you have to know about your Kynai is that his penis is absolutely out of this world.

Girl - wow Kynai, your dick is so massive
Kynai - I know

Aple

Why... First pineaples, now fucking aples... What's wrong with you...

Bert:Gosh, I sure do love my aple phones.
Josh:Tf is a aple.
Bert:Sorry, I meant apple.
Josh:*facepalms*
Bert:Ouch!!