Ridgefield

Ridgefield is a small little podunk town in the state of Washington where all the big-mouthed and annoying people come to dwell when they get kicked out of their own towns for being annoying and spreading untrue rumors about their "best friends" and fellow citizens. It has the most percentage of ugly people compared to all other small towns in Washington. People know everything about everybody there, like who slept with who on this date and this place and some way or another they're all related. The high school is the center of all evilness and smack-talking. The majority of the school is made up of scene kids Devil-worshipers. Even the teachers and staff are evil and are all out to make the students' life a living hell and make sure they do not graduate because they're all spawns of the Devil. There's a law in place there which states that "All folks must stalk one or more persons in the given area and once he/she discovers something that would pique a citizen's interest, they must report it to all friends and bypassers so the whole town can learn about and demolish any sort of privacy a citizen owns."

"Did you hear about that one girl from Ridgefield who slept with her math teacher?"

OR:

I heard from one of my friends in Ridgefield that a teacher discovered a Seance in the upper gym"

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