Poobie

A word put in someone else's Facebook status to indicate that they have left their Facebook account signed in and unattended. It's considered to be a tame version of frape, and can be achieved in a manner of seconds because of its short and simple nature.

It usually takes the form of "(name) is Poobie." but variations on the standard poobie are often used. It is also used as a verb to describe the action of poobie.

Being poobied brings shame on the recipient and lets their friends know that they have been stupid enough to allow circumstances in which poobie could occur. It is against poobie law for the recipient to delete a poobie, unless it was done in unfair circumstances, e.g. hacking.

Joe Blogs is Poobie!
Jane Blogs is poobielicious, so delicious, make the boys go loco.
I poobied my mum yesterday, she didn't get it.

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Shitmouth

Really, really bad breath. Breath that smells like a small animal has died and decomposed in someone's mouth. The type of breath that makes you gag when someone with it is standing within 3 feet of you.

Gary has chronic shitmouth, I nearly vomited when he was talking to me.

New Colgate Total toothpaste fights the leading cause of shitmouth.

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Broomburn

The chafing on the upper inside of the thighs caused by prolonged periods of playing Quidditch.

We nearly beat Slytherin until Harry's broomburn played up and Malfoy caught the snitch.

Rule of Bum

The rule that states that if a female is wearing leggings or jeggings, the top or dress that she is wearing must hang below her bum, otherwise it is deemed inappropriate.

"Janet sure isn't following the Rule of Bum today, I can see her camel toe!"

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