Spongepussy fatpuss

A thick af sponge.

She is a spongepussy fatpuss.

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Spongepussy fatpuss

A thick af sponge.

She is a spongepussy fatpuss.

Amazing

When ur cocaine is extra white

Man this cocaine is amazing!

SquashDick

When ur girls says “ooh daddy more squashdick!”

“Ooh daddy more squashdick!”

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FlappNut

When your nuts flap against your leg in the shower.

I had like a million flappNuts last night

Titties

Stress balls

I squished those titties last night

Wills

A charming good looking guy

They are the best friends you could ever have, girls easily fall for them and they're always fair in complexion
Go get yourself a Wills

First person: Have you met Wills?
Second person: no why?
First person: That guy is a hottie.