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polish the pope

Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure

More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 19, 2007

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


percentometer

The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.

A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


school

Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.

One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 11, 2007

36πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007


four hour erection

One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.

"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"

I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


hydra

The best song by the band Toto, off their 1979 album of the same name. Tells about some hero who had a girlfriend who was captured by a dragon so he came to slay the dragon, but the girlfriend liked the dragon better.

You don't want your freedom, you don't want my love, you don't want your throat cut by the man you're thinking of.

Toto sings the song Hydra.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


undefined reference to _sbrk

An interjection of disgust about something that will never work from recently on, no matter how hard or easy you try. Usually it's an item or idea that has worked well in the past, but is totally knackered in this modern age. Comes from C programs written for an older version of the toolchain which flatly refuses to compile on the newer toolchain.

Going to war with spears?? Undefined reference to _sbrk!

I tried to use sorcery to turn my Yugo into a Rolls Royce, but got an undefined reference to _sbrk.

CoolGBARom.c error: undefined reference to _sbrk

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter October 11, 2007

39πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž