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To have been sucked into believing some one was sorry when they really weren't.
"Hey girl look what I bought bae the other day.. He thought I was sorry.. But I wasn't"
Girl replies, "damn you straight beyonced that boy.. You ain't sorry"
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The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.
Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."
Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"
Friend "yassssssss."
Females Idolizing Mediocre Penis
Fimpinâ the most mediocre penis is when the penis we are idolizing isnât even in us... Straight F.I.M.P
Kinda like when youâre having relationship problems and youâre not even in a relationship... Fimpinâ when we could be Pimpinâ
A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.
Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."
Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"
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Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.
Kayla, âThat dick tore me in half, I swear Iâm gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.â
Tammy, âGirl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!â
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Stacy, âwhat is a Fegan?â
Daniel, âA Fegan.. is basically a vegan that likes Dick.â
Stacy, âohhhh ok Iâm definitely a Fegan, Iâm on an all dick diet!â
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Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, âOmg Vicky I havenât worked out in forever.. idk if Iâll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrowâ
Vicky, âTrish! Didnât you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!â
Trish, âOh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!â