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Stacy, âwhat is a Fegan?â
Daniel, âA Fegan.. is basically a vegan that likes Dick.â
Stacy, âohhhh ok Iâm definitely a Fegan, Iâm on an all dick diet!â
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Calculating just enough pot to get you to a productive high.
Giana âTina how did you manage getting all those college degrees while high?â
Tina âI calculated the right amount of pot to be productive - itâs basic potconomics! Trees get degrees!â
The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.
Kiara: âOmg Tonya I donât feel so good.. I think itâs time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!â
Tonya: âWell yeah girl you know we canât survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!â
To have been sucked into believing some one was sorry when they really weren't.
"Hey girl look what I bought bae the other day.. He thought I was sorry.. But I wasn't"
Girl replies, "damn you straight beyonced that boy.. You ain't sorry"
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A bottom that only eats edamame, seaweed and popcorn.
Aldo, "Mannie only eats popcorn, edemame, seaweed and dick."
Tiff, "Omg I know right he's such a gerbil hoe!"
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The majestic dicked down after glow, a girl shines bright like a diamond.
Friend points out, "Yoooo you see that girl over there she looks like she has that dicked down after shine.."
Homie responds, "oh I see it! I think what you mean is she has that 'dicklow'.. that dicked down after glow!!!!"
Friend "yassssssss."
Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, âOmg Vicky I havenât worked out in forever.. idk if Iâll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrowâ
Vicky, âTrish! Didnât you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!â
Trish, âOh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!â