A unique last name for unique people. That is of dutch/german dissent
Person1: hi, whats your last name?
Person2: my last name is von Storch
The ghetto rapper version of the name Khalil.
Red: Hey Lil KhaKha! What's good in da hood?
Nino: Not now Red. God bless.
When you post so many nude selfies online that people you don't even know have already seen them and can pick them out of a lineup. This causes detrimental effects to your personal life.
This chick posted so many nudes online that she lost custody of her kids...she went down in a blaze of whorey.
Using the cheesiest damn lines from any shitty movie in an attempt to score a basic bitchs' nudes online.
Outlander: "did anyone tell you that you have the face of a Boticelli and the body of a Degas?"
Kelly: "That's some serious cinemackin. She must be a solid 6"
Always taking a selfie in a hoodie to hide your face and corresponding age so you seem younger and cooler to chicks.
Red: "whys that hot e-bitch talking to Will?"
Happy: "He hoodiemexed her"
To laugh IRL at something online. More descriptive and factual than typing lol, lulz, lmao, hahaha, etc to tell people you look like a moron chuckling at your device in public.
Happy: "did you see that meme I made of AJ?"
Red: "that shit was priceless. I'm legit loling at work"