Auto-fuckus

When one must use the Auto Focus feature on a camera while filming a Porno

Viewer- *fap* *fap* *fap* Aw come on! This idiot forgot the Auto-Fuckus! Now it's all just blurry shite.

2319

When you or your friends is wearing nothing but a sock over their genitalia

Looks like we've got a 2319 over there! Looking good bud.

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Strong armed

When the bæ's grip is so strong, that a handy feels like it's about to rip off

Guy 1- so how was your night with Caroline?
Guy 2- it was good but... I didn't realize how strong armed she was. Still hurts man.

Guy 1- did you cum?
Guy 2- Dern sure

Gnome-dome

When a short person, or midget, gives you head.

Guy 1- "damn dood, Caroline is such a gnome-dome."
Guy 2- "Caroline? The short girl?"
Guy 1- "yeah bruh"
Guy 2- "that's my sister!"