Ness

A midget with psi-powers and a hat. He's in many games, but I mostly use him in Smash Bros. In there, he's a medium-strengthed high white boy who cant't land his up B attack to get himself back on the stage. Did I mention he's high?

You: Aww, cool man. I just hit you with my tail, 'cause I'm Charizard Friend: Son of a biscuit! Ness can't jump. Thot! You: Silly rabbit, thots are for nerds!