Nuke Town

The map everyone wants to play in CoD Black Opps rarely occurs but when the the Choice is Nuke Town pubescent teens jizz their pants. Most frequent guns used on this map are the Famas, Ak-47 Ak-74u and the Commando because noobs cant use any other gun then those four to get high kill streaks. Every time a chopper gunner is used in Nuke Town a small African Child dies from hunger when you lazy mother fuckers camp for it.

Nuke Town 24-7 is when the shit goes down if you find your friends after the weekend. If they smell like shit and have sweat under their arms you know one thing they were busy Jerking off and playing 24-7 Nuke Town at the same time for the whole weekend.

Nuke Town is the leading cause of Obesity and Erectile Dysfunction in America

Ryan: Ohhhhhhhh holy shit holy shit its Nuke Town FAPFAPFAPFAP

Richard: Calm down its only a game

Ryan: Wtf are you talking about bro i am super serious about this game if we don't win we will all die

Richard: What ever you say

"Nuke Town gets vetoed"

Ryan Noooooooo My life is over FUCKKKKKKK i Hate my life Bang* Bang* thud

Matt: Hey you want to go out drinking tonight and Bang my hot girlfriend Frank ?

Frank: no i cant 24-7 Nuke Town is during this weekend and I am not going to leave my seat for three days Faping to it while i use my famas

Matt: Ok brother i guess more secks for me

Billy: Arrrrrrg i hate this 15th prestige no life with the gold famas hes ruining my fapping time with Nuketown

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