Faping

Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.

"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"

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Faping

Faping is masturbsting yourself to sleep.

Faping : Fap and nap

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Faping

Fapping and Vaping. If you use this term you are more than likely a Blake Vapes fan.

Blake Vapes Fan: Bro I just had the sickest fape sesh in the bathroom man!
Normal Person: What?
Blake Vapes Fan: Never heard of faping? It's like heaven in a chili cheese sandwich broham.
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me.

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Faping

Blowing sick clouds from your vape while jerking your dick

Kris: Sorry I couldn't do the presentation last night, I was too busy faping.
Tanner: dont sweat it.

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Faping

Having a good day

Yesterday sucked but now I am faping.

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fape

(v.) To "rape" someone's Facebook profile by looking at their pictures and/or videos for whatever purpose.

Origin - portmanteau of Facebook and rape (2009)

1. "Ah you know that cute girl who sits in front of you in our psych class? Let's fape her!"

2. "Let's fape her profile -- her pictures are public."

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fape

A portmanteau of "fap" and "vape"

Consequential masturbation of a man that is sexually abstinent due to using a vaporizer.

Gee, Caleb almost got laid last night, until he starting vaping in front that girl. Now he's going to go home and fape

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