it's worth it for...the wall

The perspective of the privileged and out-of-touch, that any sacrifice can be justified in order to satisfy an unrealistic, expensive and ineffective Presidenial campaign promise.

I haven't gotten a paycheck for weeks, can't afford my insulin injections, food for my family, car payment or rent. But it's worth it for...the Wall. Right?

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oinkification

The process by which the typical American Shit-Food diet transforms an otherwise genetically normal individual into a hog-like, sad and irredeemable physical disaster.

Yup, another night of Shit-Food, booze and lethargy sustains the oinkification of millions of deluded, complacent citizens.

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Hwoorf

Onomatopoeia for the repeated wretching, rhythmic convulsions of cat hair ball clearing attempts..

"Hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf, hwoorf"..... Abruptly awakened in the nite! Bolting out of bed in an attempt to locate and move the wretching animal to a non-carpeted surface.

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success before finesse

In the hoop-jumping contest of life, proven academic performance is required before the art of social manipulation becomes relevant. In other words, a massive GPA gets you a seat at the table; Instagram and snatch-chat alone---just put your dumb-ass on the menu.

Don't be a dumb-ass; 'success before finesse' is an unbreakable law of the universe.

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shitvalanche

When the reality of past corrupt deeds inevitably catch up with the offender.

Climate denialism, freak-show narcissism, identification with oppressive dictatorship regimes in deference to internal security official positions, criminal redistribution of congressional allocated funds, inappropriate grabbing of the pussy, etc...there's a shitvalanche on the horiozon

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Queef anon

The accidentally audible escape of moist-air from a thouroghly hammered vagina as an equivalent to the validity of the current Qanon political conspiracy theory.

Hey, did you hear that a 'Biden' computer was anonymously discovered to have child porn on the hard drive?
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...

gigabytes of bullshit

The massive amount of digital space consumed by an even larger quantity of time wasted on meaningless social media activities.

HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?

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