Rastarrets

Similar to turrets, except in the form of random blurts of rastafarian sayings in a rasta accent

Person 1: Hey man you wanna go see a movie tonight?
Person 2: Ya man, depends on the "WHOS FEELIN IREEE?!"
Person 1: Whoa dude, what was that?
Person 2: Sorry man, forgot to mention i have rastarrets
Person 1: Oh, no worries, its cool
Person 2: Thanks for understanding, it can be "SCUSE ME WHILE I SMOKE THIS SPLIFF!"

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Annamal

Bionomial Nomenclature: (Annamalus Nomstorus) A fierce and mysterious omnivore indigenous to North America. This creature has a constant hunger for bacon and preys on another very rare beast known as the Dragpo (a dragon-hippo-hybrid that eats the sadness in your head). Some say the Annamal has been known to eat hairy legs, although no one truly knows why.

Dale: "Did you hear that? Sounded like trouble in the Dragpo den!"
Hank: "Dear god, i feel sad all of a sudden! That damned Annamal Nomster ate my last Dragpo! Quickly Dale, we have to shave our legs."
Dale: "Oh sweet beetle juice, its gona eat me, ITS GONA EAT MY HAIRY LEGS!"

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Iree

The rastafarian term for being extremely and pleasently high

Person 1: Hey mon, hows dat spliff treatin you
Person 2: Oh its all good friend. Got me feelin really iree

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