duck me in the abs

When your partner sits on your abs after a work out and farts and tries to make is sound like a duck quacking.

I was going to let Lori duck me in the abs but when Mike let Mary duck him in the abs, and she accidently shit on him. I decided to pass.

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Sundrunkitus

When its so nice out side you have to start day drinking.

Alex thought it was such a lovely day until she caught Sundrunkitus and woke up in a ditch the next morning.