Shred on the yoinky

1) To masturbate aggressively
2)Playing difficult music on an instrument

"Yo did you shred on the yoinky last night"

Splurgy

Urination, typically with blood and urethral pain

"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."

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Gloop

The most aggressive, and explosive diarrhea you'll ever have.

Tom: "Bro I had a real gloop last night after taco bell."
Andy: "Oh really?"
Tom: "Yeah. Real ring burner. Asshole on fire, blood in the shit, it was just a raging torrent. I mean full super-soaker, man. I fuckin floated off the toilet. And it went on for like 40 minutes. I'm never getting taco bell again."

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Gloopy

A massive soft-boiled egg without salt

"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."