Splurgy

Urination, typically with blood and urethral pain

"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."

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Splurgie

Vagina exercise.

"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."

Gloop in the splurgy

The action of smoking pot. Getting high asf.

Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"

Hot Sauce Splurgy

When a woman squirts her vaginal fluids into a cup, flavors it with hot sauce, and uses it on fancy desserts.

My girlfriend fed me her Hot Sauce Splurgy pie last night.

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