Only 4 of these have been made in the world, they are books of enchantment which can give you bad luck or good luck, or summon the lord of the Eggfrickyeetusyote, YELLOWREDELECTROLAVAEPICMANWOMANDOG. If this happens you will either be launched off a bridge or granted 3 and a half wishes.
DAVE, I BOUGHT AN EGGFRICKYEETUSYOTE, imagine if we summon YELLOWREDELECTROLAVAEPICMANWOMANDOG!
Sullivan, come, come quickly! The butler claimed us an eggfrickyeetusyote, itรขยยs simply divine, imagine the possibilities of summoning the almighty YELLOWREDELECTROLAVAEPICMANWOMANDOG!
The worst thing you could ever be called in your entire life in the entire history of the entire world. If you are called this exact insult you will blow up on the spot and your remains will be shot into the sun.
HEY, you! You stole my copy of BIG CHUNGUS 4! You are a frick nugget!
NOOOOOOO *explodes* *sun has remains sent to it*
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