Eggfrickyeetusyote

Only 4 of these have been made in the world, they are books of enchantment which can give you bad luck or good luck, or summon the lord of the Eggfrickyeetusyote, YELLOWREDELECTROLAVAEPICMANWOMANDOG. If this happens you will either be launched off a bridge or granted 3 and a half wishes.

DAVE, I BOUGHT AN EGGFRICKYEETUSYOTE, imagine if we summon YELLOWREDELECTROLAVAEPICMANWOMANDOG!

Sullivan, come, come quickly! The butler claimed us an eggfrickyeetusyote, it’s simply divine, imagine the possibilities of summoning the almighty YELLOWREDELECTROLAVAEPICMANWOMANDOG!