Sloggers

Used as an antonym for poggers. Originates from the slang word “slog”.

Guy 1: Dude, she broke up with me...
Guy 2: That’s sloggers, man.

Barbed

The definition of to “barb” someone is when you accidentally cause the death of a friend or friends pet, yet hide the evidence and tell the family they just got lost.
This phrase is of course inspired by the netflix original “Stranger Things” where one of the main characters accidentally causes the death of her best friend Barbara Holland, and tells the family she is just lost.

Girl (watching a show): oh my goodness! He really told her he was just lost! I can’t believe she just got barbed!