Glitterdick

The penis of a "Twilight"-esque vampire, adored by creepy fangirls.

OH EDWARD, I JUST LOVE YOUR GLITTERDICK

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Tay-Tay Poo

1. A nickname hated by most people named Taylor, usually boys.

2. One who loves unicorns, barf rainbows, and poops glitter.

3. One who enjoys 80-year-old strippers.

Cassidy: There's no rainbow today!
Emily : It's okay, we'll just find a Tay-Tay Poo to barf one up for us.

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Norbert

1. A Hungarian vampire, specifically a sparkly one.

2. A sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.

3. A transvestite with a glitterdick.

Person A: Have you heard Emily is dating Norbert?

Person B: You mean the kid with the glitterdick?

Person A: No, the Hungarian transvestite!

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