Crack pack

Loud crack pack straight from el trapos block

Valued customer: “hello young chap”
El trapo: “wys g you need that shit Yh mans got a loud crack pack just in has your name on it bro”
Valued customer: “cheers mate there’s £300 keep the change don’t tell czinoo I bought this off you”
El trapo: “sn g man wont that paigon”

Stucious

If something is stucious, it is very surprising or interesting.

“I just passed my driving test!”
“Oh mate that’s stucious”

Bishops Stortford

The shithole that makes Hertfordshire Hertfordshire.

Ollie Cleveland: Wys g you got loud?
ZK: bro what ends you from
Ollie Cleveland: bishops stortford why
ZK: bahahahaha shithole nerd I defo ain’t from stortford imagine hahahahah