Stortford

Bishop's Stortford is a historic market town in the county of Hertfordshire. Nothing of historical significance is known of the Bishop's Stortford area, it does however boast the most outlandish people. Brian from Brother was rumoured to be from there. However its main celelbrity attractions are now:- ''crazy colin'' a man whom dresses in unusual clothes, ''Kev'' a cab driver whom can drink most locals under the bar and a suited man called ''the Stef'' who party trick is being able to identify a ladies underwear garments, size & type, with a single glance.

Look i don't care if your from ''Stortford'' you have to pay for it!!

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Bishop's Stortford

Market town that in recent years has become infested with chavs and roadmen who are wannable gangstas. Most can be found in large groups regularly sucking each other off in parks or found online exposed as nonces.

Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.

Bishop's Stortford is a shithole with nothing to do.

Bishops Stortford College

A boarding school in Hertfordshire, which hosts around 1000+ insanely beautiful people, Specifically he 4th form in RPH.

Wow, You're fit, you must be from Bishops stortford College

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Bishops Stortford College

A buncha rich fucking tories.

Oh you go to bishops stortford college? Gotta be rich, right?

St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all

kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

Bishops Stortford

The shithole that makes Hertfordshire Hertfordshire.

Ollie Cleveland: Wys g you got loud?
ZK: bro what ends you from
Ollie Cleveland: bishops stortford why
ZK: bahahahaha shithole nerd I defo ain’t from stortford imagine hahahahah