Defibation

The act of rubbing one's penis vigorously in a masturbatory motion while simultaneously deficating. Could also be used as a sexual act or ploy.

Muslims practice the act of defibation with two hands.

Gumball

One who chews up an effective amount of bullshit that they would believe anything that you say.

I told Nancy that her shoe was untied. She was wearing sandals! Nancy is such a gumball!

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