Defibation

The act of rubbing one's penis vigorously in a masturbatory motion while simultaneously deficating. Could also be used as a sexual act or ploy.

Muslims practice the act of defibation with two hands.

defib

One fist in the vag, one fist in the ass.

Her heart almost stopped when I defibbed her. Luckily, she only bled a lot.

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defib

a minecraft youtuber that uploads once a millenium

person 1: hey, have u seen defib?
person 2: no, he hasnt been active since september 2017

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defib

Short for defibrilator or defibrilation.
It is a word used by paramedics or doctors when they need to revive somebody using a shock.

Paramedic: The guy dosen't have a pulse! Charley, get a defib here now!!

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Chronic Defibator

1. One who chronically adds terms and definitions to Urban Dictionary.

2. One who chronically masturbates to definitions of words.

Derived from the words "definition" and "masturbator."

Commonly labeled with the word "homo" and "fag."

1. (Boy 1: Dude, I was on Urban Dictionary last night adding words.

Boy 2: You're such a chronic defibator.)

2. (See him? He always carries around a dictionary, I think he's a chronic defibator.)

defib

Short for defibulizor. A device made of dryer sheets and a hollow tube (usually an empty toilet paper or paper towel roll) to mask the scent of smoke after hitting a bong or pipe.

Pass the defib, I’m about to rip this bong!