suck wind

v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition.

(2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose.

(3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails").

(4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.

(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me.

(2) This traffic sucks wind.

(3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails.

(4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.

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red flag

the flag of no quarter. used by pirates, the red flag was flown from the pirate ship when a merchant ship pirates were targeting offered resistance.

no quarter means that the pirates intended to take no prisoners.

some buster smoke up all my smokin' weed.

show him the red flag.

no quarter for dat sucka!

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endgame

1) The final stage of any dramatic event.
2) The final stage of a chess game, usually after a significant reduction in material.

Jack slept with a dirty woman which forced him into the endgame of his already pathetic life.

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gliver

A fictitious human organ whose purpose is to turn solid waste product into rancid smelling gas - which is eventually expelled through the anus.

Please excuse my awful farts...I have an overactive gliver.

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noncon

Short for "nonconsensual" in fanfiction, regular fiction, or just in general referring to various kinds of relationship scenarios where one or both of the participants is forced into sex. Generally associated with rape fantasy and highly controversial.

On the whole, relationships in fanfiction are between two consenting individuals, but there is the occasional noncon.

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vegarians

cross between a vegan and vegetarian. the result of meatless sex.

jim the hippy had a kid with sheena the vegan punk. the kid is a pure vegarian.

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murder your face

1. to kill you.
2. or to hurt your face real bad.
often used as a threat or description.

1. Motherfucker, if you don't put down the lung, I'll murder your face!
2. I was in the club and smashed a motherfucker's head down on a martini glass. Man, you murdered his face!!

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