Spudwhack

Used as an insult to someone who is being an ass hole to you for no good reason. Could also be used similarly to Jerk-off.

Ryan: Your shoes look fucking ridiculous where did you find those? In the bottom of the dumpster at goodwill?
Zephyr: Shut the fuck up Ryan, you are wearing a pair of new balances like an 80 year old man you retarded Spudwhack.

Nicchead

Nicchead is a lot like being a crackhead. But instead of pulling crack out your ass, you go buy $15 Juul pods every day. Usually associated with a Kyle and/or Phil. Another word used to describe a Nicchead is a fuckboy, frat or middle schooler.

Kyle: “Fuck dude this Juul is getting me buzzed.”
Phil: “Me fucking too bro.”
Jesus: “And now you’re going to die of cancer Kyle. You stupid 14 year old Nicchead.”

Michigander

Usually a complete badass who drives in 10ft of snow on March 21st, then walks to school on the 22nd in 90 degree heat. Can bench press 350, fucks a giraffe and gives birth to an elephant, can get an lady/man, is straight (or a lying POS), and does back flips in his WRX STI, in the snow, sun out, on top of black ice.... drinking Arizona Tea.

Literally anybody: “Daymn, check out that guy! he’s literally giving CPR to a whale.

Everybody else: “That’s no man... that’s a Michigander...”

Michigander: “Sup fuckers come jump on his chest while I give him his breaths!”

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Niggerlip

When a white or black man has lips the size of an airstrip. Making it possible to land an AC-130 gunship upon ones face.

Bob: Holy shit dude...
Mark: What?
Bob: you got some crazy Niggerlips!
Mark:...
Bob: Hang on I’ll get you some marshaling wands! (Marshaling Wands: Sticks used by the people on the ground coordinating plane take off, turning, landing, etc.)

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