Spudwhack

Used as an insult to someone who is being an ass hole to you for no good reason. Could also be used similarly to Jerk-off.

Ryan: Your shoes look fucking ridiculous where did you find those? In the bottom of the dumpster at goodwill?
Zephyr: Shut the fuck up Ryan, you are wearing a pair of new balances like an 80 year old man you retarded Spudwhack.