Noctavemphobia

The fear of birds singing at night. Oh that unexpected scary sound, have they turned crazy? They should be sleeping! Is the apocalypse coming?
This fear kicks in when there is past trauma with birds singing at night in it. Usually the fear is worse between 4 and 5 a.m.
The name of this phobia comes from:
Noctis: night in latin
Avem: bird in latin

Two confused youngsters walk at night throught the forest...
Birds: Pi, pi, pi, chirp! Pi, pi, pi, chirp!
+ Fucking birds! Why are they singing?
- WAIT, you have noctavemphobia!
+ What the fuck is that?

Jirafa

The practice of having sex in a car and one of both stucks the head out of the window. It adds space to the car and while intercourse, usually the head goes in and out.
There are two reasons to do this:
1- Because there isn't enough space in the car for both
2- To control if there is anyone outside
It means 'giraffe' in Spanish

Him: There's not enough space in the car, let's do a Jirafa.
Her: I love it! This time your head goes out!

Pull a Pepe

Pepe is this guy that never buys food in the workplace canteen. He would buy different things in the supermarket and then assemble them together during lunchtime.

Omg, uncooked spinach with yogurt and raisins, not again bro... Next time I pull a Pepe, I will add cornflakes to the mix.