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Noctavemphobia

The fear of birds singing at night. Oh that unexpected scary sound, have they turned crazy? They should be sleeping! Is the apocalypse coming?
This fear kicks in when there is past trauma with birds singing at night in it. Usually the fear is worse between 4 and 5 a.m.
The name of this phobia comes from:
Noctis: night in latin
Avem: bird in latin

Two confused youngsters walk at night throught the forest...
Birds: Pi, pi, pi, chirp! Pi, pi, pi, chirp!
+ Fucking birds! Why are they singing?
- WAIT, you have noctavemphobia!
+ What the fuck is that?

by ZikBurns March 20, 2023