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sparrowing is defined as when your buddy or friend hangs off something moving Dangerously (like a car) and in the prossess precedes to be smug and proud about it and poses like jack sparrow making a grand entrance
jim: whats that madman doing?
jake: "hangs out moving car posing like jack sparrow proudly"
jak: he's Sparrowing!
jim: he's gonna get himself killed!
jak: Let the proud man sparrow jim! let him soar!
Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!
Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)
The parallel or opposite of an JoJo reference instead of responding with "is that a JoJo reference?" JoJo inspirations are inspirational properties music or references that are made inside of Jojo whether it be pop culture references to music (like foo fighters limp biscuit killer queen green day aerosmith metallica Mickey Mouse etc) or whatever else that one may find
Basically any pop culture reference that inspired something in the JoJo series/ universe or may have given inspiration to it
Iggy: Did you know ronnie james dio was the inspiration for dio brando!
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Iggy: nope thats a jojo inspiration
It starts out as a simple word transfer between 2 people that leads to a manly coversation that continues to become more masculine overtime as the conversation intensifies leaving and weird transition of power that converts the user into a pillar male like god or god like entity
Pers: Hey bro i resently read this study on poses that says posing can provide a great workout what do you think on the subject?
John: well i think its a great take on how said exercises can strengthen muscle core
Pers: yeah me to i think..!
hey bro im feeling strange like this sensation of becoming?...
Wait whats happening to me!
"PILLAR LIKE THEME INTENSIFIES"
WHAMMO BRO DO YOU EVEN LIFT!
IM THE PINNACLE OF THE PERFECT BODY!
JOIN ME BROTHER AND BECOME A GOD AMONG HUMANITY!
John: oh my god! Bro your pillarmansplaining has turned you into a god like entity!
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Whenever you friend cheats on or has thoughts of cheating on his girl this word is used to put them in there place and or mock them at the same time
Joseph joestar and main example Michael kelso are 2 particular clueless cinnamon roll like people who can be taken advantage of easily when aroused or in the right sinarrio than can cause then to stray from there beloveds
Case in point whenever your clueless friend is lost in a sea of hot wamens its up to you (the one man thot patrol) to save them by stopping them or saying stop Kelsoing around so they don't disgrace their queen
In any case before or after Kelsoing is what you call out to you friend once he's has cheated or thinking of cheating on his girl with some fresh thot
Joseph: sees Mariah thotly posing
Kujo: stop Kelsoing about! Your married to Suzi Q!
Joseph: BUT SHE THICC!
Kujo: NO KELSOING MAN!
Hyde: "Laughs hysterically"
Simp Money is defined as a term for stupid or outrageous spending decisions to even semi outrageous or pricey ones! Usually ones that seems stupid at the time or just feels like you're wasting your money on. These caliber to decisions you feel like you're either going to regret because it's not going to be worth the money or that seem outrageously overpriced than it should be.
(example: like donating me to a twitch thot $100 thinking she's gonna give you special Snu Snu treatment)
Sed: Hot damn how much did you spend on that new hotness!
Teg: Alot man for the amount of simp money I spent on this it better damn be worth it!
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