Fartlighting

Fartlighting is a colloquialism, loosely defined as manipulating someone into questioning their own perception of reality of who or whom farted and is to even question what is a fart?

Actually it WAS me farting in front of you all the years and I WAS fartlighting you.

creamy quinoa

The yellow rubbery chunks in semen that occur when a man doesn't ejaculate for long period of time. It's caused by sugars and proteins that coagulate because of excess testosterone that hasn't been released through regular ejaculation. The appearance of this type of semen resembles the delicious yet pretentious cooked grain qiunoa in a disgusting cream sauce.

After three weeks of abstinence, Jeff jizzed creamy quinoa all over Susan's face.

Creamcheese

The rancid puss substance that is squeezed out or lanced from boils, cysts or pimples.

The physician lanced a boil on my back and so much creamcheese oozed out.

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Full Uncle

Proper Noun//: The result a male sibling finds themselves in when their brother and sister have a baby together; being both an uncle on both sides.

When Cletus’ bother and sister made a baby together he became a Full Uncle.