curry stinger

Consuming foods high in curry produces a burning/heat sensation while ingestimg, while moving through the digestive tract and while making a bowel movement. This phenomenon applies to both men and women.
A diet consuming of mostly curry rich foods, as one might expect from a native of India, can lead to an almost endless ring of fire in the anus area.
When one has anal sex a partner in this category, the tender skin of the penis is susceptible to the residual curry, causing discomfort and a burning sensation.
This is called a curry stinger.

I banged this hot Indian chick last night, but when she let me back door her, I got a mean case of curry stinger."

Pork Shoulder

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.

Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?

lipsticking

After making a bowel movement, a phenomenon sometimes occurs where wiping continuously results soiled toilet paper. Time after time, wipe after wipe, soiled toilet paper is produced - similar to the results of wiping the businesses end of a brown lipstick.

"I just made a huge bowel movement and I'm now lipsticking. I've now used 3 rolls of toilet paper and there's no end in sight"

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