vagian

someone who only eats vagina. like a vegetarian doesn't eat meat or a vegan doesn't eat anything that is the product of an animal, a vagian doesn't eat anything that isn't fanny.

(at a restaurant)
waiter: what can i get you ma'am?
vagian: do you have a vagian menu?
waiter: of course. (hands menu)
vagian: umm, i'll have the whole roasted-vagina with the side plate of minge. thanks.

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forgasm

when you get pins and needles in your foot and it feels as though your foot is having an orgasm. therefore, a foot orgasm..forgasm.

"aaahhh i'm having a forgasm!"
"stretch your leg so the blood circulation can work again then"

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