forgasm

A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.

"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.

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forgasm

making orgasmic sounds while eating delicious food

WTF, is someone having sex behind that bookcase?" "No, I saw her shoving cake in her mouth and moaning-- I think she's having a forgasm.

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forgasm

when you get pins and needles in your foot and it feels as though your foot is having an orgasm. therefore, a foot orgasm..forgasm.

"aaahhh i'm having a forgasm!"
"stretch your leg so the blood circulation can work again then"

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forgasm

food that gives you an orgasm in your mouth

omg this apple pie is giving me such a forgasm

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Forgasm

Food + Orgasm = Forgasm.

Skillet potatoes, french toast and over easy eggs, omggg. Just had a forgasm.

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forgasmic

Really absolutely totally enjoyable: fucking orgasmic

holy crap batman! Catwoman looks absolutely forgasmic !

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Forgasm

When the weather forecast calls for beautiful sunny weather after a long, depressing cold spell.

The Forgasm today is sunny with a high of 28 degrees Celsius with a gentle breeze from the west.

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