Chav

(Noun) A person who exclusively wears Adidas tracksuits, carries a shank at all times and drives a Vauxhall Corsa. May smoke a lot of weed as well. Often found in urban areas late in the evening or early in the morning.

May also be used as an insult, as to describe someone as an undesirable person or a dreg of society.

(Plural: Chavs)

See also: Slav

"Hey, did you see what Tom's wearing today?"

"Who, the guy in the tracksuit?"

"Yeah, he looks like an utter chav."

Knob

A common insult among British people. Refers to the head of a p*nis, and is used to call someone as such. Usually not seen as particularly offensive.

"Hey, did you hear about Danny? He tried simping for a girl and fell over."

"What a knob."

Gumball Watterson

The titular blue cat from the animated made-for-TV show, the Amazing World of Gumball. Gumball is the main character of the show, alongside his adopted brother / friend / pet, Darwin.

One of Gumball's most notable achievements in life was when he single-handedly eliminated the entirety of the middle class.

"Hey I sure do love being in the middle class."

"Holy shit, is that Gumball Watterson?"

"FUCKING RUN!"

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