pretoxicated

The state of already being intoxicated when showing up at an event that involves drinking.

"Hey, just so you know, before we go to the club I'm meeting up with a friend so I may be a bit pretoxicated."

homf

The onomatopoeia for a passionate, deep kiss.

So, they were making out, and it was all like homf homf homf

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Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!