PAB

Can also be spelled PAB. Pronounced like DAB. This stands for Pussy Ass Bitch or Punk Ass Bitch, whichever suits the situation. Originated outside Philadelphia by A.Eglin.

1. Damn, you're such a PAB.

2. Y'all are some pabs.
3. This is a whole lot of pabestry.

Schmumblarded

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.

I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.