Not a god, an angel
Tried to take over Heaven. This pissed off God who turned him into a beast and sent him and his followers to hell.
Satan "Im better than God. Follow me"
God "Go to hell"
and so he did the end
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noun of measurement, indicating a liter of a particular liquid. From the popular liter-sized water bottle brand.
I had half a Nalgene of beer last night.
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Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.
Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey
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horrible looking girl/lady/woman
Fuckin' ell u aint shagging here are ya? shes a swamp donkey!
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