Litchfield

To finger someone when they are drunk and asleep in such a way that they think they only dreamed the whole incident

"Hey Candy, last night I think i copped a Litchfield, I thought it was a dream but I found a massive hole in my underwear"

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Towelie

A one night stand with a soap phobia stays at your house and cleans their asshole on your towel. Your roomie finds it, and chases you around the kitchen. You have now slept with a towelie.

"Oh my god, I think that Wally is a Towelie, check out the round shit stain i found".

"Towlie can't even clean his ass properly, I can't believe you fucked that. Next he will be handing you a hot lunch".

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