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scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

by ad-92129 March 10, 2011


fingenius

1) Derived from "fucking genius"
2) Primarily meant as a derogatory response to someone who has stated the obvious (duh!)
3) Proper reaction for anyone injured by doing something stupid like play real-life frogger (Darwinians).
4)Used to express genuine admiration for intelligence (seldom used).

The fingenius stuck his head in the tiger's mouth!

by ad-92129 November 14, 2011


retarblican

1.A retarded republican (GOP). 2. A dupe for a republican. 3. One who lacks the wealth to be an “actual” republican, yet supports the policies that victimize him. 4.conservatard 5. republitard6. one who lacks critical thought; drinks the "cool-ade'

“Only a retarblican actually would believe the corporately owned media is liberal.” “The middleclass woman who is a member of the republican party must be a retarblican because it was the conservatives who opposed women’s suffrage.”

by ad-92129 November 16, 2010


rutine

1. Mundane daily activity.
2. Routine that has become a rut.

The daily rutine made jack a dull boy.

by ad-92129 March 21, 2011


poonshine

1. Affinity for pussy, a.k.a., pussy.
2. Relection of a shaved pussy.
3. The virile man's desperate sex addiction and drive for poontang.

The light reflected a poonshine from the mound of her shaved pussy.
I lost my poonshine, Bubba, so I just jack it now.

by ad-92129 March 20, 2011


sycophantium

1) A protective shield received as a reward for kissing the boss's ass.
2) Extremely slippery substance, much slicker than teflon, on which nothing, absolutely nothing can stick.
3) the substance which allows even the stupidest things you say or do to be overlooked.

When protected by sycophantium, not even smell can stick to siht!

by ad-92129 September 10, 2011


popped her blue cheese cherry

The act of convincing a woman to try blue cheese for the first time. Extra credit if she is Asian!

She didn't like the smell, but eventually I popped her blue cheese cherry. Perhaps next she'll let me play in the back yard.

by ad-92129 September 20, 2012