republicretin

Shamelessly stupid people who deny even their own realities to freely echo political dogma originated from characters who would limit that very freedom.

Republicretins think freedom of speach refers to the right to drop the f- bomb in public, but only if used derisively towards one who takes a knee during the national anthem.

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economidiot

1) one who subscribes to foolish economic principles such as trickle-down and voodoo economics, reaganomics, pyramids, ponzi schemes, fuzzy math, and similar financial snake-oils.

The top 2% of the wealthiest people rely on the bottom 98% of economidiots to increase their riches.

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dissemble

Neologistic contraction of “disassemble.”
Malopropism for the word: disassemble.

You must dissemble the modem to replace the display.

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ecopolis

1. An auto-contradictory term for a city. 2. an ecologically sound city where people use "green" or otherwise renewable energy, reuse materials, and have no waste.

A real ecopolis cannot exist because the very act of displacing nature to build a city, even with a low carbon footprint, is in itself, ecologically unsound.
WOW, this city is an ecopolis, they don't even need disposal service!

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poonshine

1. Affinity for pussy, a.k.a., pussy.
2. Relection of a shaved pussy.
3. The virile man's desperate sex addiction and drive for poontang.

The light reflected a poonshine from the mound of her shaved pussy.
I lost my poonshine, Bubba, so I just jack it now.

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sycophantium

1) A protective shield received as a reward for kissing the boss's ass.
2) Extremely slippery substance, much slicker than teflon, on which nothing, absolutely nothing can stick.
3) the substance which allows even the stupidest things you say or do to be overlooked.

When protected by sycophantium, not even smell can stick to siht!

techenamor

1. enamoration with technology no matter how useless, expensive, or destructive.

Techenamor is to a nerd as sex is to a normal teenage boy!