tuska

Pronounced tooh-ska (tooh pronounced like "bu" in babushka). Tuska means cool, and is usually applied to people who are also modest in their coolness.

Man, Hakeem Olajuwon is so tuska. That dude not only has mad skills but is down to earth, not like many of these big-headed ballers of today, and I don't need to name them.

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diet coke

A drink with no nutritional value but apparently some people like how it tastes. Water seems like a much better substitute for diet coke or diet anything for that matter.

Drive-thru attendant: "Would you like a drink with that?"

Dude 1: "How much is a drink - a diet coke?"

Attendant: "It's 1.29."

Dude 2(in car too): "Dude, ask for water and see if they charge."

Dude 1: "Ummm.. how much do you charge for a small cup of water."

Attendant: "It's free."

Dude 2: "Get that, and one for me too. After all, aren't we saving up for our future rides hopefully?"

Dude 1: "Word." *To attendant*: "Water it is then. We'll have the H two O sweetie."

Dude 2: "Good deal man."

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Itchy Bitchy

Basically this means, "STFU and get to work and stop whining."

Bob: "Mama, my ankle painful, in the center, Itchy and...."

Mama: "Itchy Bitchy!"

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cellular envy

Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.

Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.

kiddinsult

An honest, but very rude insult that kids may make to adults.

kiddinsult examples:

At the mall the other day I saw a little kid ask his mom, "Why is that lady so fat? Does she eat Burger King a lot?"

When 9 year old Tim had to get a physical for his sports, the doctor had to see his penis. Tim yelled out, "Are you a fag? Why are you looking there?"

While walking with her daughter Allison and pet dog in the morning, Sara met Jane on her route. Jane said, "lately I've been trying to lose weight, because I look so .. I mean this flabby, I mean. it's just so .. ya know.. I mean I look like a , like a a...."
Allison exclaims loudly: "Like a fat hippo, and you'll never lose all that weight."

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Chess

The black-and-white geometric jungle of puzzles and maneuvers.

We play chess, blitz and bullet, straining to see through the squares and into the unseen world of possibilities.

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tumescence

The abstruse medical terminology for state of having a hard-on or a boner.

When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"

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