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The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"
"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"
"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"
"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."
"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."
"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"
"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
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A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.
Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.
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same as doggy style
So yesterday I don't know how but I found myself on youtube looking at different mammals like zebras and tigers and even rhinos getting it on elephant or giraffe style.
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An SBD that can be heard quietly only if there is no noise around. Sometimes, as during testing situations (a la SAT, GRE, ACT, school exams, etc.) a fissah will quietly but steadily be heard, the sound similar to a small broken air valve - "fissssssssss."
Last October while I was taking the SAT, I was straining very hard to concentrate on this reading passage about the artistic ramifications of celery when I heard a fissah. After that, my score must've dropped at least 70 points.
Time Vortex - so called because the TV sucks one's time away.
We all sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a breeze as time sped by.
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A very basic Java editor that basically let's you code Java in a simple manner, but doesn't give you much help. Good for easy coding and small projects.
For my first CS class we used drJava, but now I gotta switch to Eclipse.
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Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.
So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.
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