Daddu

A hyper daddy, better than a real dad because he's actually fucking there for you. His penis is large enough to crush a village though, and he's probably killed your mother through conception

Did you see my new daddu? He's fucking amazing.

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Fivebillionthehuman

The literal definition of a perfect human specimen, why is he named this, you might ask? Simple, it's because he's that great, and the other 2 Billion Plus are jealous of him. When Fivey is around, the whole world gasps, and when he's not, the whole world wishes he was.

"Dude, that dude over there. He looks like he's Fivebillionthehuman."
"I wish I was Fivebillionthehuman."
"Meh, maybe Thirtythousandthehuman on a good day. But you'll get there"