Fivebillionthehuman

The literal definition of a perfect human specimen, why is he named this, you might ask? Simple, it's because he's that great, and the other 2 Billion Plus are jealous of him. When Fivey is around, the whole world gasps, and when he's not, the whole world wishes he was.

"Dude, that dude over there. He looks like he's Fivebillionthehuman."
"I wish I was Fivebillionthehuman."
"Meh, maybe Thirtythousandthehuman on a good day. But you'll get there"